Today is D-Day.
No, New Zealand hasn't gotten fed up and is planning the invasion of those damn Aussie shores...it's far worse. Dora the Explorer is coming Sydney and I have tickets. Connor, Tessi, Grandma, myself, Connors BFF Delaney and her mother Kassi are all braving the elements to storm Acer Arena and 5000 of Dora's closest admirers for an audience with the Holy One.
I think we would have a better chance of surviving Normandy and Gallipoli combined.